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My brothers and I were given a book titled, "What's Happening To Me?" in 1981. My parents thought it would answer all of our questions concerning puberty and sex. The result was a mixture of comedy and horror. The most horrifying image was the giant whistling sperm. I thought that it was drawn at actual size. I could not imagine that this could come from my penis so I developed my own theory. My theory was as follows...If you are ever to shower with another boy this giant sperm would erupt from your stomach, fall to the floor of the shower and lay there wet and smiling all the while whistling a little tune. It was some time before I realized that my theory was flawed.


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		My brothers and I were given a book titled, "What's Happening To Me?" in 1981. My parents thought it would answer all of our questions concerning puberty and sex. The result was a mixture of comedy and horror. The most horrifying image was the giant whistling sperm. I thought that it was drawn at actual size. I could not imagine that this could come from my penis so I developed my own theory. My theory was as follows...If you are ever to shower with another boy this giant sperm would erupt from your stomach, fall to the floor of the shower and lay there wet and smiling all the while whistling a little tune. It was some time before I realized that my theory was flawed.



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